Why I love Facebook...

We live in a world where technology has become a necessity. What's the first thing you do when you wake up every morning? For me it's 1. brush teeth 2. eat breakfast/check Facebook. My Facebook is FULL of memories, inside jokes, and people I will never forget. I'm the girl that's kept a journal since 11th grade. I'm obsessed with reading old entries and seeing my old statuses.

This application: http://www.facebook.com/apps/application.php?id=54715426813 gathers every status update since August 2008! Here are some of my favorite statuses of 2010...

Samantha : When you relinquish the desire to control your future, you can have more happiness. -Nicole Kidman (Mon, 04 Jan 2010 16:19:30 GMT)

Samantha Dear maintenance men, The statement "Sorry to wake you" does not grant you permission to be loud with your stupid walkie-talkie phones. (Tue, 05 Jan 2010 16:09:54 GMT)

Samantha : Dear BlazerNET, I don't mean to hurt your feelings, but you are a complete and total failure. Best wishes, Sam (Fri, 08 Jan 2010 19:30:48 GMT)

Samantha : You're outta milk so I just used Guinness instead. -Frank James (Sun, 10 Jan 2010 03:50:11 GMT)

Samantha Dear Laundry, Look... We're all very busy people, but most of us still manage to take responsibility for ourselves. I'm really disappointed in the way you've let yourself go. Sincerely, Sam (Wed, 13 Jan 2010 16:14:35 GMT)

Samantha Why are you wearing a helmet? Because i'm dangerous. -drew morton (Sat, 16 Jan 2010 08:15:53 GMT)

Samantha : Only Forest Gump could patch my wounded heart right now. My stupid f#*&ing computer ripped a hole in my FAVORITE pair of jeans. FML (Mon, 25 Jan 2010 04:01:29 GMT)

Samantha : What doesn't kill you only makes you want to dropkick whoever said, "What doesn't kill you makes you stronger." (Fri, 29 Jan 2010 18:43:54 GMT)

Samantha : You know it's going to be a great day when your power goes off at 9am and then you hear some idiot scream, "Hey Fred! Let's get it on!" (Mon, 01 Feb 2010 15:48:05 GMT)

Samantha 's neighbors are smoking pot and listening to the Whisper Song and I'm On a Boat. (Thu, 04 Feb 2010 05:16:54 GMT)

Samantha : We're so arrogant, aren't we? So afraid of age, we do everything we can to prevent it. We don't realize what a privilege it is to grow old with someone. Someone who doesn't drive you to commit murder or doesn't humiliate you beyond repair. ~P.S. I Love You (Fri, 05 Feb 2010 01:44:51 GMT)

Samantha : Winter, just stop it. No one cares what you think. (Tue, 09 Feb 2010 18:44:37 GMT)

Samantha 's neighbors seem to be having a... good morning. (Wed, 10 Feb 2010 16:53:07 GMT)

Samantha : pom pom genocide.- Elisha Gentle (Sun, 21 Feb 2010 01:13:07 GMT)

Samantha : The way you can cut a rug - Watchin' you's the only drug I need! SO GANGSTER, I'M SO THUG! You're the only one I'm dreamin' of! (Thu, 04 Mar 2010 17:32:01 GMT)

Samantha : T minus 12 hours to OOOOOooooooooooklahoma. (Sat, 06 Mar 2010 22:01:27 GMT)

Samantha : Pee smells too after a while. - Elisha Gentle (Sun, 07 Mar 2010 10:15:59 GMT)
Samantha is in Arkansas. It's... Ugly. (Sun, 07 Mar 2010 16:36:36 GMT)

Samantha :Time for fun... The mandatory kind. (Mon, 08 Mar 2010 17:06:23 GMT)

Samantha : OoooOOooklahoma where the... nothing goes sweeping down the... nothing! But Go Blazers! (Wed, 10 Mar 2010 02:20:55 GMT)

Samantha Elevators are fun. (Wed, 10 Mar 2010 07:43:28 GMT)

Samantha : "Johnetta, I'm judging you right now." - Christina Varghese (Wed, 10 Mar 2010 16:13:22 GMT)

Samantha got spirit! Yes, she do! GMFLB! CONFERENCE TOURNAMENT! HERE WE COME! (Thu, 11 Mar 2010 03:52:05 GMT)

Samantha : Erica: i just took two tylenol and don't know why. Dad: Give me some. (Mon, 15 Mar 2010 02:47:00 GMT)

Samantha is being kidnapped by Elisha Gentle. (Tue, 23 Mar 2010 02:09:54 GMT)

Samantha : "If I had a dollar for every time I saw the ice cream truck and DIDN'T have a dollar... I'd have a lot of ice cream." - Kelsey Hoggatt (Wed, 24 Mar 2010 17:49:35 GMT)

Samantha : Janetta Lockhart is a jury parade hog. (Tue, 30 Mar 2010 20:12:04 GMT)

Samantha : Weird... For some reason I think this is EXACTLY how P. Diddy feels when he wakes up in the morning. Interesting. (Wed, 31 Mar 2010 13:39:12 GMT)

Samantha just heard a reporter refer to Sarah Palin as "Caribou Barbie." Fantastic. (Tue, 06 Apr 2010 22:49:49 GMT)

Samantha would like to thank the criminally insane human that invented buttered popcorn jelly beans. (Thu, 08 Apr 2010 01:11:24 GMT)

Samantha is driving through highlands covered in glow sticks! (Mon, 12 Apr 2010 03:54:49 GMT)

Samantha : I've hit a dance party overload! Making memories and losing sleep! Wouldn't have it any other way. (Tue, 13 Apr 2010 04:56:27 GMT)

Samantha : I want apathy. I want watermelon. I want pools. I want naps. I want Drum Corps. I want Summer. (Tue, 20 Apr 2010 14:06:57 GMT)

Samantha : I'm watching Barefoot Contessa. Kelsey Hoggatt: You would. 'Diane is about to build us a pagoda.' (Tue, 18 May 2010 21:15:43 GMT)