Afire

Due to inspiration from A CUP OF JO, I would like to invite you into the world of things that annoy me. I will spare you the entire list mostly because I don't want you to know how crazy I actually am. So, here's the abridged version of my list of "Things To Set Afire." 

1. Hiccups.

Hiccups and I have been mortal enemies for as long as I can remember. Nothing can cure them and they last for what seems like forever. One day I'll conquer you, hiccups. One day.

2. Facebook complaints.

If you don't like it, don't use it. Okay? Okay. 

3. Dirt Under My Fingernails.

This is a recently developed pet peeve due to my long gone habit of biting my nails. I make sure to keep something in my purse to get rid of the dirt.

4. Chain emails, texts, statuses.

These deserve extra gasoline (you know, for the burning...) why they begin/end with "If you really love Jesus..." etc.

5. Waving me on at a 4-way stop.

If you got there first, you move first. That's the rule... AND the law.

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The list goes on, but that's all for now.